This is a story called "Be Nice to Your Neighbor."
My first day of kindergarten, I stood at my school bus stop with all of the big kids. Having just moved into the neighborhood a month ago, I was brand new to the block and did not know ANYBODY. The big kids started to quiz me, "Say the alphabet!"
I recited it just as my parents had taught me, "Ay - Bee - Cee - Dee - Eee - Eff - Jee - Echh..." A roar of laughter ensued.
On Day 2, the big kids said to me again, "Say the alphabet!" I repeated everything just as my parents, whose native language was NOT english (see where this is going?), had taught me. Once again, roaring laughter. I didn't know what was so funny.
On Day 3, we go through the same routine again with the same results. On Day 3 after school, one of the big kids, Stan, stops me in my tracks before I leave the bus stop. "Say the alphabet." I repeat our little dance. He laughs quietly and then says, "Okay, it's not 'Echh.' It is 'Ayych.' Say 'Ayych.'"
Much to the bitter disappointment of the other big kids on the block, Nice-Man-Stan saved me from further alphabet-reciting humiliation. In later times throughout our childhood, he would also teach me how to breakdance, defend my nerdy clothing selections when his girlfriends picked on me, and act impressed when I told him I got accepted into the University of Virginia (my nerdiness had actually paid off).
Fast forward thirty years later from that first day of kindergarten, I come across an article in Northern Virginia Magazine about a new store that has opened up on Main Street in Fairfax.
The Factory sells cool vintage and original t-shirt designs; and the article had a picture of its cute owner/designer -- a guy named, Stan Darke.
Say what?!!
Yep, Nice-Man-Stan grew up to be a talented artist. So like the curious stalker that I can be, I made my way to the store. Ladies and gents, I have to say it's pretty cool. There is a lacking of vintage shops in Northern Virginia. Consignment shops are growing in popularity. And some of them are carrying vintage designer wear. But not everyone can afford a $500 Chanel jacket, regardless of the bargain deal it may be for vintage Chanel.
The Factory sells cool t-shirts. The kind that you would probably try to buy a replica of at Target. Only it's not actually vintage at Target. And guess what?!! The price of Target's replica is the same as the original vintage over at the Factory. You may only get a better deal if you were willing to sift through the mess at the Salvation Army, but seriously...do you have time for that?
In addition, Stan has a bunch of his original designs for sale too. It's very Cali-hip -- something I haven't found too much (none that I can think of actually) in the DC Metro Area. There are some tree-hugger themes, Northern Virginia-pride themes, and current issue themed shirts (Stan had funny "I survived the Northern Virginia Earthquake of 2011" t-shirts printed the day after the Earthquake).
(Little piece of trivia: The old hipster in the photo turns out to be Stan's 86-year old neighbor.)
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So, Friends, now when you see me in a fun new cotton t-shirt that has digressed from my typical athletic-sweat-wicking functional t-shirts, you can probably guess where I got it. And when you see me doing the Arm Wave on the dance floor, you can probably guess who I learned it from.